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Details: Shop All Men's Socks
- Crew Length
- Sock size: 10-13; fit men's shoe size 7-12.5
- Fiber Content: 70% Cotton, 27% Nylon, 3% Spandex
- Sock Maker: Socksmith
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Description: As he fell, he waited for his parachute to open, but the next thing he knew, he was enveloped in a shroud of white silk. Over the roar of the plane’s engines, he heard a loud pop as his chute opened and then he had the weird experience of walking across the top of another parachute. Two hundred feet from the ground, he heard a voice above him yelling, “Get out of my way you S.O.B, you’re stealing my air.” And then he hit the ground as did the 2nd Lieutenant who had been shouting at him. It was just another required jump as a member of the 19th Special Forces, for which he would be paid an extra $50.00. It would show up on his paycheck as hazardous duty pay and he would apply it to his college tuition. For these quarterly jumps, he was supposed to report to the armory in full fatigue uniform, but he always liked to ‘fudge’ a bit by switching out his olive drab socks for a pair of his favorite Gabby Maria Socks. For this jump, he wore his Gabby Maria the Coolest Emperor Crew Socks. It made him feel like he was getting away with something.